I\’m Right

Where ‘Awkwardness’ is the name of the game. Or just the story of my life.

Dear Mapquest July 4, 2007

Dear John Mapquest,

I never foresaw this day coming, but alas, it has. This just isn’t working for me anymore. If you would have asked me yesterday, I would have said that I was sure we would be together forever, but today I saw the truth. You were only leading me on so that you could let me down, and I got that loud and clear with this afternoon’s happenings.

While I may not have noticed until today, I realize now that it was there all along. I mean, I was always the one doing all of the work in this relationship, and I can’t help but think that you never even cared. I followed your direction, your advice, and I followed it completely. There was no doubt in my mind that you were leading me down the right path, that is until you led me astray. Now I feel that I can’t put my trust in you, because quite frankly, I couldn’t take the feeling of you letting me down again. You never did care, did you?

People warned me that you were no good. They said I would be better off without you, but I was so stubborn! I had faith in you. Faith that was, apparently, misplaced. We can still be acquaintances, but this completely exclusive relationship must end now. It isn’t healthy, for either of us. You obviously cracked under the pressure, and I need a strong system that I can rely on. If you can’t do that, then we should rethink this commitment.

Please understand that I don’t have many hard feelings against you. We go way back, and we had some good times, and awesome adventures. Those days are long in the past, and we need to move on. Thanks for the memories, Mapquest. Perhaps someday we will find ourselves together again. But for now I must go.

Sincerely,

Brianna.

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17 Responses to “Dear Mapquest”

  1. thenazgul Says:

    I like mapquest.

  2. josephallen Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Funny. Who’s John?

  3. Bob Says:

    I LOVE MAPQUEST, I’LL TAKE HIM !!!

  4. Elliot Swan Says:

    Google > Mapquest

  5. Brianna's Mom Says:

    I guess he’s just not that in to you …

  6. thenazgul Says:

    Google > Mapquest

    yeah right, google got me lost in Wyoming… or was it Idaho? w/e, it still sucks.

  7. thenazgul Says:

    Well it appears as if all you’re dreams have come true. I’m now active and my blog shall be restored to it’s former glory.

  8. josephallen Says:

    Really? I get who John is now. I not that stupid.

  9. Elliot Swan Says:

    yeah right, google got me lost in Wyoming… or was it Idaho? w/e, it still sucks.

    Which I find odd, since you can’t even drive…

  10. meekkaaaa Says:

    not legally, no…

  11. Josh Says:

    I totally thought this was to me…and I was sad.

  12. Josh Says:

    Of this I am aware…

    However, she could be at least a LITTLE more tactful.

  13. eswan Says:

    Though I can’t drive I have hear many stories about people getting lost using mapquest.

  14. Elliot Swan Says:

    Though I can’t drive I have hear many stories about people getting lost using mapquest.

    And they def. weren’t about me…

  15. Joseph Says:

    I have hear? That doesn’t make sense.

  16. moica Says:

    your mom doesn’t make sense.


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