Sometimes people absolutely amaze me. And sometimes I fear for the human race. This is a time that fits in the latter category.
I was looking at my blog stats, and came across a list of search engine terms that brought people to my site. Elliot blogged about this awhile ago, and man, people were crazy then. Well, things haven’t gotten better. The things people search for? Random. Well, some of them made sense.
silence in our society- Sure. I can see someone looking that up. And it makes sense that my blog showed up, as I posted on that way back when.
female sexist teachers- Again. I suppose that someone may search for this? And I wrote on it. Makes sense.
Those are the searches that are at least decodable. But the majority of the search engine terms listed were just plain funny.
“what to say in awkward convos” – Wouldn’t we all like to know.
“josh elliot” free – Thank you Josh and Elliot for getting me a hit. Not sure where they were going with this one. I, of course, plugged it into a search engine myself, and there are a few famousish people with that name. My blog didn’t show up until like, the 25th page. And apperently, Josh Elliot is widly sought, as another search term read,
“josh elliot” the hottest of all hotties – What a claim. Thanks again to Josh and Elliot for getting me another hit.
swan taxi driver exams – Hmmm… Not quite sure what to make of this one. I suppose my asvab results and 3% compliance with taxi drivers… and I guess Elliot and his swan-ness also got me the hit, not sure why anyone would search for it, but who knows?
his ego she sparring belt karate – Wow. Nice english there. I have no idea where they were going with that one.
essay on what makes me laugh – Your mom makes me laugh.
Sometimes people scare me. – True. Like the person who would type that into a search engine.
Who am I? – This one was on there twice. Someone is seriously having an identity crisis here. It is kinda sad… But, seriously, what in the world?
don’t have the required proficiency WoW – I seriously have no clue how that search term got me a hit. People keep trying to get me to join World of Warcraft and I run, yet I can’t escape it. That scares me.
is that all right, i’m supposed to hold – What? And again I say it. What?
and last but not least, my personal favorite,
pictures of random horrified people – that is amazing. Who wouldn’t search for that?
People these days. Craziness, I’m telling you.